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SUPER HEROS - Less is More.




THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm
That is friggan awsome.


HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !


TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm
FREAKING AWESOME 5L XD XD XD XD LOL XD


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


THE MORE YOU STARE.... -


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by 0DD

rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.




AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm
woof


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




ATHEISTS -


TAGS: way more time for fun
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:33 am
5 Lolz
Sean - August 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
Atheists. That's how we roll ... on the backs of believers.
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:43 pm

lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
dammit, dammit, dammit!!! I coulda thought of that 5hit!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
I'd say post it to Photo Bomber but I don't want it taken out of context ;)


THIS WEEK ON AMISH GONE BAD -


TAGS: no more coveting
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - April 19, 2012, 6:30 am
This summer on E!.. A'mish Behavin'
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:48 am
Oh, I love this one!...'no more coveting'...best tag I've seen in awhile
MrRandom - April 16, 2012, 9:16 pm
Sounds like a movie pitch.
Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:12 pm
Just search Google News for Amish beard cutting attacks. Amish vs Amish.
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
What's their story ?
crankyhead - April 16, 2012, 7:44 pm
These guys family name is Mullet. Oh the irony.


IS YOUR WIFE A GOER? -




MOVING ON -




CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...


TAGS: but in our culture you can be da bomb more than once
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:19 pm
AMSOME!


HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW -


TAGS: 10 more feet and they were rerun s
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 10, 2010, 5:13 pm

by snippy...you do mean with scissors?


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the therapeutic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.


TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MustyK

freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm
lol


OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.




MORE TO LIFE THAN TECHNOLOGY - Have you plugged in today ?


TAGS: more to life than technology
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:26 pm
The Matrix has you.
TheOne - June 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
I like it. 4L.


ANIME HOSTAGE -


TAGS: omochao killed more to follow stop posting anime it sucks and so does your mom
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
ROR! 5L


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: beer and more beer
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - April 4, 2011, 7:08 pm

You should read Tarot, this is also my past & present


BROKENHEART -




THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!




TRUSTING FATHERS -




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.




PIGS ARE AMSOME! -


TAGS: pigs are more amsome than you
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by culos

Greeny - August 15, 2015, 9:28 am
Good for a chuckle every time.
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 11:10 am
Pig are also vengeful, will bite the same person who harmed them days or weeks later in retaliation, they also produce a higher edible weight vs. live weight ratio than beef or lamb. All this= more mean bacon. 5L, sir.
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 6:09 pm
Awesome poster culos, 5 happy piggies.
Who Cares? - January 12, 2010, 4:37 pm
I've always wondered why I see pigs on the roof. 5L Cause knowledge is power!
sickartist - January 12, 2010, 9:45 am
Bacon! 5L


SHOULD A WOMAN HAVE A CHILD AFTER 40? - NO!!!


TAGS: you don t need more
Rating: 4.13/5

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NickelinDimer - August 18, 2016, 9:30 am
Can you say, "Clown-car vagina"?... I knew you could!


DODGEBALL - He's doing it right




AMERICAN BADASS -


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a Hot Apple Pie with that order, sir?


FLYING RULE NO. 4 - "There are old pilots and there are bold pilots - but there are no old, bold pilots."


TAGS: roscoe turner and gilmore
Rating: 4.65/5

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GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 1:32 pm
Yes, we know. It's in the tag lines. Thank you.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:02 pm
But when you are that cool, you live long enough to become old and they remember you forever, That´s Roscoe Turner and his loyal Gilmore


GENERAL BONKERS -


TAGS: parody nothing more
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ICEMAN - April 12, 2011, 8:15 am
5 points of light.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
STILL greatness, this one!!!
MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 1:38 am
Instant classic
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:01 am
Go on, girlfriend... it draws the yellow out of them medals... n' stuff.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:59 am
Honey, THAT font with THAT color?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:55 am
THIS is a funny motifake.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:14 pm
FTA... you see a cause celebre in this poster. I, however, am open-minded and intelligent. Haar wove a verbal tapestry, brilliant in color and blinding in wit. We leave the agendafakes to you, and enjoy motifakes ourselves... you blowtard.
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Figures that Agdaniele would agree with this poster.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
I'd follow that General into Hell and back ... if that's where that annoying little red dot of light leads us, of course. Funny.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
This one. This is good. Very good.


JESUS - He wasn't just hung from a cross!


TAGS: december challenge jesus left more than footprints in the sand
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - December 9, 2009, 6:04 pm
HA! 5Ls.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:18 pm
LMAO!
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 12:00 pm
Hahaha, slightly disturbing and great.
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 10:37 am
You'll be screaming His name for one reason or another!
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:24 am
Logic, you're going to hell for that one. 5 Tennessee Mules!!


MORMONS - You can there are no other Mormons here and I am not telling




ARMS FORT - Puts the AT-AT to shame...


TAGS: arms fort armored core for answer
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Darth Uriel

wtf - October 3, 2008, 9:09 pm
man, let them have their nerd fun


FLORIDA - The more north you go, the more south it gets


TAGS: the more north you go
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by crackers411

crackers411 - June 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Thanks for the fact ^_^ (I'm from Ohio, so I know nothing)
rudeboy308 - June 22, 2011, 6:21 pm
On point, says this lontime Florida resident! Central and South Florida are the Yankee parts of the state. You need to start from Ocala and work your way north and west to the Panhandle to get the Southern culture.


I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.


TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TrueGrave

HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
light5 out.


COYOTE UGLY - Who is that guy I woke up next to?


TAGS: no more tequila
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Beautiful!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 5:39 pm
ROR! Nice! 5 convosations with the porcelain god


COOL - -noun. See: Jack


TAGS: jack nicholson is more awesome than you realize
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

CANADA - December 9, 2009, 5:51 pm
Coolest guy ever!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:50 pm
Nice
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 11:31 am
I met the guy in person, and have no problem with making this poster. The dude is as cool as it gets.


THANK YOU MY LOVE -


TAGS: men should be more honest
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 26, 2009, 9:30 pm
Thank you. My wife always gets teary eyed whenever I do one of these for her. Oh the satisfaction of a job done.
agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:48 pm
I hear Hallmark knocking at your door!


CORPSE DIEM -




Hmmmmm -


TAGS: more bacon equals happy content
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Reality Lord - September 30, 2014, 8:59 pm

(chuckles quietly)
EmilioDumphque - September 30, 2014, 1:22 am
That's even logical: You can't have commercial meat from pigs without strong government regulation everyone obeys out of self interest. Trichinosis is unforgiving.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:20 pm
True that


Vernal Equinox -


TAGS: car snow three more weeks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:47 am
Laughing so hard it huuuurrrrrts! Choke Sputter Choke! My street ices up real bad! Normally I live near the intersection of Snow and Ice. This year I'm up to my ankles in mud! Well played Yuk-yuk! Well played! 5L!
theyuk - February 28, 2015, 8:49 pm
Our elders sometimes add a supplication to the goddess "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"
lgvernon - February 28, 2015, 8:30 pm

Yes! And we also sing the song of our people at the same time. "Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ssssshhhhhhhhh%&££££t!
Oldsod - February 28, 2015, 7:23 pm
Mmmyessss...my little rig did that very dance in 4WD today.


WEEKEND -


TAGS: nevermore
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

foolinlove - October 13, 2010, 6:36 pm
So cool, that would look nice hangin in my boss office.


DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?


IVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK -


TAGS: intoxication just one more
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:21 pm
Heheh - basket case


IF I HAD A DOLLAR NO TWO -


TAGS: greed calendar vegas never more
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - January 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
from my point of view, this is amsome...


IRELAND - More Bars in More Places


TAGS: ireland irish more bars places pub pubs
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Koradan

forseti - April 7, 2010, 7:05 pm
I love Ireland! Irish Pub is my first home...*g*
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:21 am
Five pints of Lucozade in Guiness glasses. Disgraceful.


TRUE... BUT, - It sure sounds like more fun!




MY JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND - just broke up with me... oh well, there's plenty more in the sea


TAGS: more fish in the towncentre
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CANADA - March 16, 2011, 11:17 pm
don't worry, another one will come floating by
FreeGunsForAll - March 16, 2011, 7:26 pm
Mother Nature has a sick sense of humour.
culos - March 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
You are white????
ICEMAN - March 16, 2011, 3:32 pm
So can some of us White folks.
Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 3:25 pm
She looks Chinese to me....yes we Asians can tell the difference.
Hawamleh - March 16, 2011, 9:49 am
Osama uses plane. It is super effective.
habano5 - March 16, 2011, 6:56 am
Yes. Since we laughed so hard after 9-11.
CaptainBaked - March 15, 2011, 6:33 pm
Ouch...
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nothing is sacred here. Plain and simple, any problems can be taken up with the mods.
steph1 - March 15, 2011, 3:32 pm
jy is 'n skande vir jou mooi land
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 2:54 pm
5Lions man, oh and it is never too soon, or off limits. if you're butthurt, keep it to yourself.
CaptainBaked - March 15, 2011, 2:53 pm
I dont have any decency... i could have told you that earlier :)
steph1 - March 15, 2011, 2:49 pm
there is a right time and place - but you would know that if you had any decency
CaptainBaked - March 15, 2011, 2:33 pm
Can we not make jokes about anything on motifake? Even if it is in bad taste...
steph1 - March 15, 2011, 2:04 pm
in the towncentre? (tag) is this really a topic to joke about? there are millions of lives threatened right now!!!


MERRY XMAS -




MUSHROOMS -


TAGS: eat mushrooms more than once
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by mariand

jedimonk - September 21, 2011, 4:45 pm
Panther!
mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:25 am
LOL @ chaser
CloudchaserS - September 20, 2011, 10:33 am
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, OMG, snake!


BE YOURSELF - Everybody else is taken




THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


love is a battlefield -




EVANGELIST -


TAGS: more annoying than panhandlers
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by sickartist

stormXIII - July 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
a few words for a great truth
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:50 am
ROFLMAOPMPAC!! 5L indeed!


NOTES - You should be taking them, fatty...




THE CLAYMORE MINE -


TAGS: claymore mine zombie defense
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Zed - December 8, 2009, 4:59 pm
Or on Light posts and telephone poles around eye level, for when they finally clear the tree-line.
TheSarge - December 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
Thats why you put them in trees...bout eye level.
[email protected] - November 25, 2009, 6:10 am
BLASPHEMY, obvioulsy you didn't read WWZ, they don't work half as well with Coagleted blood and the sound will draw more to your location (economy of force my brutha). Plus the risk of exposure to lay them 15feet outside yer perimeter. Blasphemer


Multiple Personality -




LIMITS -




SEXY PEPPER - So hot, in more ways than one ...


TAGS: sexy pepper hot more ways
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:01 am
Habaneros are hotter than Jalepenos


GOD -




TODAY'S HOROSCOPE -




CLAYMORE - I knew I should have put hacker on...




WE INTERRUPT THIS DREAM - to bring you breaking news out of Memphis


TAGS: i had one more dream to do
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Wheels

BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:15 pm
Epic!
DreMagnum - October 29, 2009, 12:35 pm
It gets my 5 lions, talk about a demotivator
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:30 pm
A pork-chop shaped like Elvis was found today......More news at eleven.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:17 pm
Woah. Heavy.


AMORE -


TAGS: amore knees women motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:15 am
Whichever way you present this image, poorly - or well done - it's still fap-able. Fap fap fappity fap. :-D
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 8:56 am
shut up
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 8:55 am
Oh look, we have another whiny kid upset his great motifake didnt get approved. Maybe it was because yours was not funny? Ever think of that? Of course not, you're too busy whining like a little girl. So anyway, the point of what i am trying to say is
Kolin2003 - October 27, 2009, 8:24 am
Oh FINE! I submit the same caption with a different pic and it is rejected, but for Ron...
Sean - October 26, 2009, 11:59 pm
She's here to fix the fridge RON ... or do you no longer like yer beer cold?


GIRL - GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by wampyre

wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


CANADIAN MILITARY BASE - Ottawa, we've got a problem.




F E V E R - I've got one, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!




enough is enough -


TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
http://www.wikipedia.org/
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
wiki
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls


The Hedonist -


TAGS: half full empty more wine
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
Love it…..and why not dial in yer sights on the best...just no dribbling. cheers
Ism - April 18, 2013, 3:41 pm
Look no disrespect was intended... however when an Upstart is practicing basketball he imagines himself Dunking on the Best... Let a Man Dream... & technically i am Humble... cause i am much Greater than i think I am...
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Huh, seems yer glass is now full of it……Airman made a lot of really good posters, and I do enjoy yours, but there is no match for Airman’s quality/quantity ratio. His glass overflowed. I do wish you well though…
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 7:45 am
Silence is the virtue of those who are not wise Silence is wisdom and gets a man friends Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly
Ism - April 18, 2013, 5:51 am
TYVM Rerun... I've been expecting this Chat... Ever since I began to feel my MotiSeedling was beginning to Blossom with me being so close in numbers of Posters to make Top Creators list... I'm coming for your Title Airman =.=
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:56 pm

Ism, you have been making some good stuff lately, keep them coming


Aging -


TAGS: age dreams regrets barrymore
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

GaryO - July 15, 2013, 4:45 pm
Well well, looky there; I’m not ‘old’……yet
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

....sigh....i'm old :(


CARS - The backseat? No thanks. Your timing's off.


TAGS: not just a backseat anymore
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - April 29, 2012, 12:09 pm

My timings always been off. Grrrr. Wonderful poster


SENSELESS & POINTLESS - life before motifake devoid of any real purpose




NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - COWBELL More!


TAGS: culos more cowbell
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by culos

Zook - February 11, 2011, 9:48 pm
GRRRR how do I favorite now?


FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: this hurts me more than it hurts you
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:55 am
Beautiful! 5L
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:01 am
I hear ya about the swats... but it was the right thing to do... I'd never speak against it.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:59 am
And then there were the 'swats' you would get from your teacher. You don't see that anymore.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:58 am
They can sue their parents... hell, my dad said that if I ever tried to run away, I'd break my mom's heart, and he'd kick my ass worse!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:57 am
That wait... these kids nowadays have no idea.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:56 am
For me the waiting was just as bad or even worse than the belt.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:55 am
My dad used to hang it on my bedroom doorknob... and tell me to bring it to him every 30 mins. And you wonder why I don't fear anyone now?
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:53 am
Yep, I remember having to wait for Dad to get home from work.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:10 pm
I hear that! "I don't want to do it, but you're making me"
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:36 pm

i remember those days well


Reefer Madness -




BOREDOM - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: boredom teaches you more
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2012, 12:50 pm
Thank you very much, Appreciate the comment
M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2012, 12:50 pm
Thank you very much, Appreciate the comment
Kyronic - May 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
Pure poetry.


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: toonami used to be less commercial and more entertaining wtf happened to tom
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:46 pm
I have a good family friend, who's father was a professional boxer. Look up Tony DeMarco. That is his dad. You guys should watch those old fights when they went for rounds and rounds until someone K.O.ed.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 7:11 pm
I remember when they had to take their shoes off if they were gona kick during their fight. nothing but rednecks and cutoff jeans in the start
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:08 pm
I love UFC, too. No weight classes or mandatory short shorts...the glory days of Royce Gracie...
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
Did you ever watch swamp buggy racing? racing through the sippy hole was the best. or what about early ufc? I remember watching when there wasn't any weight classes. I even seen a guy go into the ring with only 1 boxing glove as a style
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
lol I love the show. As you can probably tell, I have a bit of thing for giant robots. Not to mention, the beauty of that show is that the main characters look like stereotypical anime fans. lol
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 7:03 pm
Lol! I just made a Megas XLR poster. Hope it gets approved.
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:01 pm
I'm not completely sure, but I think Big-O was an Adult Swim thing. Great show, though. "In the name of God, ye not guilty!"
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:58 pm
Dude, Megas XLR ftw.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:58 pm
Well yeah. I was just saying what Toonami was in general. But you are right. Some of the best shows came from there. Did Big-O ever play on it? I can't remember.
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 6:57 pm
lol Canada, you need to google Megas XLR. As a car-nut, it's right up your ally.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
maybe i hate anime because i missed all those shows. I grew up on the good stuff
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 6:52 pm
Toonami was more than that, man. It introduced us to anime with great shows like...Ruroni Kneshin, gundam Wing, and Dragon Ball Z. Hell, even the amerime like Megas XLR was good.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:50 pm
(3/3) but with afterschool events, the general demographic, 13 - 16, slowly declined. As the 16YOs grew up, they quit watching. As the 13YOs grew up, they got too busy. It really lasted only 5 - 6 years. : / Good times man. Good times.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:49 pm
I was watching dream car garage and lawn mower racing at 13. guess thats why i missed it
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:48 pm
(2/3) The show took place on a spaceship. This guy, Tom, was almost a narrator and would move the shows along, post updates, and prizes. He went through many changes, then CN canceled it due to lack of ratings. It came on just after school...
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:47 pm
Toonami was something on Cartoon Network. It was pretty much the same as [adult swim], but for the age group of like, I'd say, 13 - 16. Action-packed shows, no morals, but no swearing, sex, or drugs. Think of like a censored version of [as] and you got it
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
what is toonami?
randomosity - January 22, 2010, 5:42 pm
well said my good man and i do say i quite miss those old days of my youth when i would watch the original toonami and then the epic moment when tom got killed by the goo and then come back looking more awesome but anyways 5L


WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect




NEW INVENTION -




MORE - Bacon!


TAGS: more bacon
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:18 pm
I'm In Love 6 To Go .


LAMPNER'S LAW OF EMPLOYMENT -




CHEATERS - Mark's now ex-girlfriend kept wondering about the fishy smell on his fingers.




THE SHAKE WEIGHT - All the fun of masturbation, without the fun of masturbation


TAGS: could they have made this any more unintentionally erotic
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

djinnyf - March 25, 2011, 6:48 pm
All the work of masturbation without the fun of it! xx
Anonymous2 - May 14, 2010, 9:33 pm
Well, it'll keep some people busy while the wounds heal...
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags! They could have made it so that Gatorade shot out of the end when you were dehydrated.


BLONDE WOES -


TAGS: been there done that more than once
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - July 12, 2009, 12:47 am
Not yet.
BuZZbomb - July 11, 2009, 11:32 pm
Give her some credit. At least the screen doesn't have White Out on it!
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Just... just... wow.


DON'T MAKE JOKES - About Dead Rabbits




FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: more feckin chipmunks
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - May 12, 2009, 6:29 pm
Toatally cool. Also freakin' hilarious -- and mostly because those cute little bastards only live a couple of years.


Campy Crossovers -




PIECES OF SHIT -


TAGS: shit breakfast happy gilmore golf
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by angelous

Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 7:03 pm
Honestly if you want help with any of your posters you can PM any of the regs and we will do our best to help you out.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 7:02 pm
Lol, of course not... I thought you were trying to crap on my MF... but I recognize, you're right; I just want to go on and get better on this ;)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
Maybe RL, but it was tasteless advice. Shame on me.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:52 pm

"Ok... I thought that people of this kind of websites were here to crap on what you do."....hmmm. face wasn't attacking you. he gave advice...good advice.
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
This is tasteless and unfunny. By Google standards the profanity makes it tasteless, it's unfunny because all you did was quote a screen shot from a movie. Theres no originality to this at all it's just a rip off of something that was funny.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 5:56 pm

dude seriously...faceplant is one of the best in here. i listen to what he says and i get better. aggyy...that prick is the best in here... his advice is not an option however. just sayin...one noob to another dude.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:58 pm
The treat is being able to look back on your old posters and facepalm... it's all part of getting better.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:49 pm
A lot are here specifically to crapon posters... but, if it's coming from regulars here, it's sound advice. Everyone has tried and failed before finding their niche - no regular or greybeard has a motifake collection that is 100% great. Not by far.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 3:41 pm
Ok... I thought that people of this kind of websites were here to crap on what you do.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:32 pm
angelous... gonna have to take a deep breath and listen to those who have been here for awhile. You're not being crapped on, you're being offered advice from those who have been through this. Lighten up... these aren't insults.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 3:04 pm
O really, i was giving you advice and you are the one whining. Make a good motifake yourself and then your judgement will actually mean something.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 2:51 pm
and who are you?, a crybaby?... Approved means approved, go to cry on your own motifakes, they're sufficiently tasteless and nonfunny ;).
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 2:43 pm
This isn't a motifake, sorry. taking a pic from a movie and then putting somewhat of a quote from the movie isn't funny. Be original, movie quotes are good to use, just find a pic other than the movie that the quote compliments.


RECHARGEABLE POOSEY -




PROBABILITY -


TAGS: a piece of toast falls face down more pzy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:04 pm
And when the cat eats that buttered toast, it'll fold in on itself and make a wormhole. Internet Physiscs ROCK!
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 8:41 pm
Tape that piece of toast to the back of a cat & drop the cat onto that expensive carpet. What you get is the perfect anti-gravity device. 5L


THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! - I never thought the white ones got that big.


TAGS: white pearls nothing more
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 1:09 am
.... made sure the other end bled.
AdmiralAckbar - September 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Bang! Bang! Aggy's silver hammer...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 12:22 am
My only regret is that I wasn't the one who rejected your retarded work. I only get to reject the retard. RayZorZedge... bend over and meet BanHammerHandle.
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 12:18 am
Hi ratyzor.... bye rayzor
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 10:17 pm
two in one day
TheTrashHeap - September 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
"Idiot"? Yeah, that's gonna help get your crappy posters approved.
RayZorZedge - September 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
I got one rejected that mentions giving away free white girls for being too racist WTF? I guess it just depends on which idiot reviews your creations.


SIGN OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: more or less
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:31 pm
Superb... as always.
spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:30 pm
Brilliant.
BoneCD - November 18, 2010, 7:10 am
Some of us just have a bigger hard drive... 5 Poodles


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